EESM Spoof

Nie: *randomly slides on to stage with rainbow microphone in her hand* Yes, of course it is the most fabulous person in the world – me! Hahaha,right?


 * silence*

Nie: Right?
 * silence*

Nie: O-kay. I don’t need you lot to tell me so, because OneRepublic already has! Oh my! Feels just like I don't try - looks so good I might die - all I know is everybody loves me!

Emelia: Nonono, everybody hates you – it’s not your show, so get off my stage before I BURN IT DOWN!

Aaron: Emelia…

Emelia: EINS, ZVEI, DREI, VIER!

Nie: Heyyyy, heyy, heyyy! I’m the German around here! Deutschlandddddd~

Emelia: I don’t care! I don’t care, said I don’t care, I don’t care… I. DON’T. CARE. I DON’T CARE…

Aaron: Okay, okay, okay, let me stop you there!

Emelia: Can I change your name to Simon Cowell? THE BEST OF US CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN MIIIIIIIIIIISERY!

Aaron: EMELIA, THIS IS NOT A MUSICAL!

Emelia: Well, Aaron, you crashed MY car into a lamp post last Tuesday, so I think I can have my argument with her through song.

Aaron: Emelia, you don't HAVE A CAR. But we have the intro song! It's your favourite!

Emelia: If it's my favourite, FETCH MY ELECTRIC GUITAR!

Aaron: Uhm, Emelia, you burnt that... *checks calendar* two weeks ago.

Emelia: Blast my pyromania!

Johanna: YAY I CAN BLOW UP HER PYROMANIA WITH FIREWORKS!

Aaron: NO! YOU SWORE NEVER TO BLOW UP FIREWORKS WHEREVER YOU WENT!

Johanna: DAMNIT! And hiiii-lo, Aaron! *kisses on cheek*

Emelia: CANNNNN YOU FEEL, THE LOVE TONIGHT...

Aaron: Emelia, I said this wasn't a -

Audience: THE PEACE THE EVENING BRINGS...

Aaron: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Emelia: Yeah, this evening's going to be anything but peaceful! Sorry Rasskazov, we lied, hahaha!